As Seen On TV

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Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to
fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling the RAC is not an option. I will win.
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Because I’m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries
at the supermarket, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find
exotic items like “cumin” or “tofu”. For all I know, these are the
same thing.
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Because I’m a man, when the car isn’t running very well, I will open
the bonnet and stare at the engine as if I know exactly what I’m
looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will eventually say
to the other, “I used to be able to fix these things, but now with
all these computers and everything, I wouldn’t know where to start.”
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Because I’m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
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Because I’m a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost
me twice as much once the repairman gets here and has to put it back
together.
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Because I’m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
hand while I watch TV.
If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole programme
looking for it.
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Because I’m a man, there’s no need to ask me what I’m thinking
about. The honest answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or
sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don’t ask.
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Because I’m a man, you don’t have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you’re crying at the end of it, I didn’t. And if
you’re feeling amorous afterwards….then I’ll certainly at least
remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I’m a man, I think what you’re wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too.
Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it, looks fine.
Your hair is fine.
You look fine.
Can we just go now?
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Because I’m a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007, I will
share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking,
the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I’ll do the rest…
.like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to
do.
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Because I am a man, I see flat-pack furniture as a challenge to have
the greatest possible number of left over and unused components at
the end. If the assembled furniture doesn’t collapse within the
hour, this is merely seen as a bonus.
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Because I am a man, I don’t have to ask for directions. Unknown
to women, the penis contains a magnetic homing device enabling men to
know exactly where they are on the Earth’s surface at all times. If
we do get lost, it’s because our wives have used too much girly
fabric conditioner on our underwear, thereby blocking out the
magnetic rays.

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Answer by cubbydwp
Lol. Funny stuff. I love the you look fine one. I always said that to this girl I use to date when she asked. I give this a 9.

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Question by glen c: Can anyone rate the microforce shaver by Shave pro as seen on TV?
Is it worth $ 19.95?

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Answer by Larry W
Not worth the effort, doesnt give a close shave and should only be used in the shower as it has a tendency to pull the whiskers when they are dry.

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mwagner asked regarding kdl lcd tv:

The TV was sold as having a screen refresh rate of 120Hz. There is nothing on the shipping box, TV or in the manual that identifies the TV as has a screen refresh rate of 120Hz. The TV was purchased through Dell. Several days have passed and they have not responded to my question. The TV was assembled in October of 2009.

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