Jan 25 2011

How many different garden gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff?

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Question by herfinator: How many different garden gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff?
And what kind of benefits do they get besides free travel? Health insurance, 401(k), what? Are they unionized? If I were 3 feet shorter, could I be one? I mean, I can grow a beard and everything . . .

Just asking.

Oh yeah, and are they discriminatory? I’ve never seen a female garden gnome on any Travelocity commercials. Perhaps the female garden gnome population can bring a class-action lawsuit.

Thanks all!

Best answer:

Answer by Regina
every time i see a ? about these gnomes i burst out laffing, dude whats with all them?

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One Response to “How many different garden gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff?”

  1. hypno_toad1 Says:
    January 25th, 2011 at 6:37 am

    I think there are a lot, like oompa loompas.

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